Tuesday, February 28, 2017

भारत संसाधनों से नहीं मानसिकता से गुलाम है

भारत संसाधनों से नहीं मानसिकता से गुलाम है : आज़ाद देश के गुलाम नागरिक
यह विकास की एक अंधी दौड़ है जिसमे पैसे के नाम पर चंद कागज के टुकड़े हाथ में थामकर आपसे बदले में आपकी नदियाँ, पहाड़, प्रकृति, खेत , जीव, जंतु, परिवार, धर्म, खुशियाँ छीन ली जाती हैं और हाथ में रह जाता है तो बस विकास में विकसित होने का दंभ | 
पिछले १० या १५ सालों से “विकास” नाम का शब्द बार बार सुनने में आता है | हर किसी को विकसित होना है | चाहे लोग हो, समाज हो या देश | यह विकास क्या होता है ? यह कभी पता नहीं चल पाया , क्योंकि वो भी खुश नहीं जो गाँव में हैं और वो भी खुश नहीं जो शहर में हैं तथा वो भी खुश नहीं जो विदेश में हैं | फिर विकास के गीत गाकर आखिर मिला क्या , यह सोचने पर मुझे मजबूर होना पढ़ा | सोचा थोडा विकास के विषय में पढता हूँ और जानता हूँ कि विकास आखिर है क्या ?

जब पढना शुरू किया तो पता चला के द्वितीय विश्वयुद्ध के बाद पहली बार अमेरिकी राष्ट्रपति ने यह शब्द प्रयोग किया था | जिसमे उन्होंने कहा था- “हम पश्चिम के देश मुख्यतः अमेरिका विकसित देश है और बाकी सब अविकसित या विकासशील देश हैं |” चूँकि यह देश द्वितीय विश्वयुद्ध जीते हुए देश थे तो सभी गुलाम देशों ने या गरीब देशों ने इनकी बात मान ली | तथा वहीँ से यह पैमाना तय हो गया कि विकसित होना मतलब पश्चिम और अमेरिका में जो होता है वैसा होना और अविकसित वो लोग हैं जो अपना खुदका कुछ करते हैं | इसी से फिर विकास के पैमाने तय भी अमेरिका के और पश्चिम के पैमानों के हिसाब से होने लगे जैसे जीडीपी, कोकाकोला-बर्गर, अंग्रेजी बोलना , सूट टाई पहनना- यह सब विकसित और सभ्य होने के पैमाने के रूप में देखा जाने लगा | जो इनकी नक़ल अधिक करे वो उतना बड़ा विकसित चाहे, वो व्यक्ति हो या देश |

यह पढने और समझने के बाद मुझे बहुत दुःख हुआ कि मेरा भारत भी एक ऐसे ही जाल में फँस गया और ना सिर्फ फँस गया बल्कि इतने सालों तक पश्चिम की तरह के विकास का अनुसरण और अन्धानुकरण करते करते गुलामी की हीन भावना से इतना भर गया कि यहाँ के लोगो को अपनी हर चीज को अपना कहने में शर्म आने लगी | यहाँ तक के अपनी भाषा लिखने तथा पढने में भी लोगों को हीनता तथा शर्म महसूस होने लगी | आज के भारत की हालत पर यदि गौर किया जाय तो अंग्रेजी बोलना, मेक्डोनाल्ड में खाना खाना, सूट टाई आदि पहनना आदि सभ्यता की निशानी माने जाते हैं और इसके उलट यदि कोई देश की भाषा में बात करे , साधारण भोजन करे एवं साधारण वस्त्र पहने तो उसे उतनी इज्जत नहीं दी जाती या बुद्धिजीवियों में बैठाने के लायक भी नहीं समझा जाता | आज बुद्धिजीवी वही है जो या तो आई.आई.टी. , आई.आई.एम्. से पीएचडी करके अंग्रेजी में बाते कर रहा हो या फिर इनसे भी बढ़ बुद्धिजीवी वो है जो विदेश से कोई भी डिग्री लेकर आ गया हो | इनका देश के गाँव तथा सभ्यता या संस्कृति से जुड़ाव ना के बराबर होने के बाद भी यह लोग गाँव के बारे में पीपीटी और सेमीनार करके करोडो डकार लेते हैं | वो लोग गाँव के और देश के बारे में नीतियाँ बनाते हैं जिन्होंने देश का एक जिला भी पूरा नहीं घुमा होता तथा जिन्हें उनके खुदके जिले में कितनी तहसीले या गाँव हैं इसकी भी जानकारी नहीं होती | डिग्रीयो के जाल में पूरी शिक्षा व्यवस्था फंसी हुई है | जो जितना अधिक विदेशी वो उतना अधिक धन पाने योग्य हो गया है |

कला के क्षेत्र में भी आज कलाकार की कला इस बात पर आधारित होती है कि वो कला को कितना बेच पाता है | फिल्म कैसी है यह मायने नहीं रखता , बल्कि यह मायने रखता है उसने कितने पैसे कमाए | आज लेखक मायने नहीं रखता, बेस्ट सेलर मायने रखता है | पश्चिमी देश इस बात का पूरा ध्यान रखते हैं के मेगसेसे, ऑस्कर आदि अवार्ड उन्ही को मिले जिन्होंने भारत की किसी कमी को उजागर किया हो ना की उन्हें जिन्होंने भारत की किसी अच्छाई पर काम किया हो | अतः पैसे और धन के अभाव में कलाकार अपना जमीर, कला और देशभक्ति को बेचकर देश की कमियों पर संगीत, कवितायेँ, फिल्मे , पुस्तकें आदि लिख रहे हैं | ऐसा नहीं है कि वो देशद्रोही हैं या गद्दार हैं | बल्कि सच तो यह है के उनके हुनर की क़द्र करने वाले राजा महाराजो के शासन अब इस मुल्क में नहीं हैं | अतः भूखे मरने की जगह उन्होंने पश्चिम की भीख से अपने परिवार पालना उचित समझ लिया है |
अकादमिक स्तर पर भी इस छदम नव विकास की जड़े गहरी पढ़ी हुई हैं | यदि आपके दिमाग में कोई मौलिक विचार है जो अब तक किसी ने नहीं सोचा या लिखा तो आप उसे अपने तक ही रखिये , क्योंकि क़द्र उसकी है जो १०-२० विदेशियों के रिफरेन्स के साथ बात को लिखे | आप कुछ मौलिक सोचने का दूह्साहस भी कैसे कर सकते हैं ? आपको सिर्फ वो सोचना है जो दुनिया को पहले से पता है | यदि आप पश्चिमी देश से नहीं हैं तो कुछ भी नया कहने की सोचिये भी मत क्योंकि उसका इतना मजाक उड़ाया जाएगा कि या तो आप काम छोड़ दोगे या फिर सोचने लगोगे मैंने ही कुछ गलत कह दिया | अकादमिक बहस के पैमाने पश्चिम तय करता है और हम उनकी नक़ल करते हैं | आपकी मौलिक बात एक तरीके से भारतीय मान सकते हैं जब वो बात कोई पश्चिम का व्यक्ति या कोई आपके यहाँ का आई.आई.टी., आई.आई.एम्. का व्यक्ति चोरी करके अपने नाम से विदेशी जर्नल में छपवा ले या पेटेंट करवा ले | फिर विदेश से लौट कर आने पर वह चीज योगा, मार्शल आर्ट या बासमती की तरह फेमस हो जायेगी |

स्टेटिस्टिक्स या सांख्यिकी भी इसी तरह की एक मुर्खता का खेल है | जिसमे 100 में से ५ लोगों से पूछकर कोई भी सर्वे कर लिया जाता है और कहा जाता है के पूरे 100 लोगों की राय यही है | दुनिया के 99 प्रतिशत सर्वे पक्षपाती होते हैं जिनमे पूछने वाले ने पहले से ही सोच रखा होता है के उत्तर में क्या लाना है तथा उसीको वो सांख्यिकी नाम की मुर्खता से सिद्ध कर देता है और इसमें ४ – ५ अंग्रेजी के शब्द लपेट कर दुनिया को ऐसा मुर्ख बना देता है कि सब वही सोचते हैं | मार्केटिंग, मीडिया  और एडवरटाइजिंग ऐसी चीजो को इतनी बार परोसते हैं कि बाकी लोग भी इस झूठ को ही सच मानने लगते हैं | कभी टूथपेस्ट में नमक खराब हो जाता है तो कभी अच्छा | कभी देसी गाय का घी बेचा जाता है तो कभी गाय का देसी घी |

किन मूर्खताओं में हम फंसे हैं समझ नहीं आता | राजनीति में भी या तो आप लेफ्ट हो या राईट , दुनिया बदलनी है तो या तो पूंजीवाद चुनो या साम्यवाद | यदि मै ना लेफ्ट हूँ , ना ही राईट और ना पूंजीवाद का समर्थक रहूँ , ना ही साम्यवाद का – तो मेरे विचारों की कोई अहमियत नहीं है | शक्तिशाली के साथ रहने के लालच में मुझे एक ना एक लुटेरे का दामन ओढना आवश्यक हो जाता है | पर दामन ओढने से आप के ह्रदय में जो निजता तथा स्वायत्तता है वह समाप्त होती चली जाती है | जब कोई, महात्मा-गांधी ओशो, लाल बहादुर, दीन दयाल, जयप्रकाश या राजीव दीक्षित सभी चोलों को ओढने से इनकार कर देते हैं तथा अपनी अंतर आत्मा की आवाज को सुनते हुए सत्य की राह पर चल पढ़ते हैं, तो दन्त कहानियों की तरह कई इन्द्रों के सिंहासन हिलने लगते हैं तथा उन्हें अपने अन्दर की कमियां नजर आने लगती हैं | हीन भावना तथा सत्ता को खोने का डर  इस हद तक पश्चिमी इशारों पर चलने वालों के मन हो घेर लेता  है कि अंत में वो इन सत्य की राह पर चलने वालों की हत्या कर देते हैं |

एक गांधी को गोली मार दी जाती है, ओशो और लाल बहादुर को विदेशों में  जहर दे दिया जाता है, दीन दयाल को चलती ट्रेन से मारकर फेक दिया जाता है, जयप्रकाश को जेल में चिकित्सा के अभाव में मार दिया जाता है | हीन भावना से ग्रसित समाज को यदि जागना है तो उसे “वाद” या अंग्रेजी के “इस्म” से बाहर आना होगा | हम कब तक पश्चिम की नक़ल करते हुए उनका झंडा उठाये चलते रहेंगे ? हम क्यों नहीं खुदका मौलिक कार्य खुद कर सकते ? हम क्यों जीडीपी को मानक लेकर चलते रहें ? हम क्यों पैसे को सर्वोच्च सत्ता माने ? यह सवाल हमें खुदसे पूछने चाहिए |

क्यों दुनिया के सबसे बेहतर सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर का दम भरने वाले भारतीयों ने गुगल , अमेज़न, फेसबुक, वात्सप, विंडोज आदि भारत में नहीं बनाये | क्या हमारा एक भी खुद का ऑपरेटिंग सिस्टम या कर्नेल है जो दुनिया भर में बिक रहा हो ? हम कब तक इस बात का झूठा रोना रोते रहेंगे कि हमारे भारत के लोग उनकी कंपनी में सबसे ज्यादा काम करते हैं | गांधीजी के समय में सस्ते मजदूर भारत से दक्षिण अफ्रीका ले जाये जाते थे | आज भी वही हो रहा है गिरमिटियो की जगह सॉफ्टवेर वालों ने ले ली है | अमृत्य सेन जैसे नोबल विजेता भी उन्ही के नागरिक हैं |

हम सफ़ेद शर्ट , काली पेंट, टाई , जुटे , कोट पहनकर पेंगुइन की तरह एक कतार में चल रहे हैं | यह विकास की एक अंधी दौड़ है जिसमे पैसे के नाम पर चंद कागज के टुकड़े हाथ में थामकर आपसे बदले में आपकी नदियाँ, पहाड़, प्रकृति, खेत , जीव, जंतु, परिवार, धर्म, खुशियाँ छीन ली जाती हैं और हाथ में रह जाता है तो बस विकास में विकसित होने का दंभ | मै नकारता हूँ ऐसे विकास के पैमानों को, और नकारता हूँ ऐसी विकास की अवधारणा को जिसमे एक चीज को नष्ट करके दूसरी बनती है | यदि पेड़ को काटूँगा तो पेपर बनेगा , यदि पृथ्वी को खोदो तो कोयले से बिजली बनेगी , पानी बर्बाद करके कारखाने लगेंगे , जीव हत्या से चमड़े के सामान, मधुमक्खियाँ , तितलियाँ , पक्षी आदि की कीमत पर मोबाइल की रेडिएशन मिलेगी|

विकास तो बच्चे का होता है जो छोटे से बड़ा होता है | विकास तो पेड़ का होता है जो बीज से निकलकर पौधा फिर पेड़ बनता है | विकास तो जीवित प्राणियों का होता है | मृत चीजों को बनाने के लिए जीवित चीजो को मृत कर देने वाले विकास की अवधारणा को मै नकारता हूँ | लोग मुझे विकास विरोधी, पिछड़ा या स्वदेशी मुर्ख कह सकते हैं | पर खोखले अन्धानुकरण की इस चूहा दौड़ में अंत में प्रकृति का नाश हो जाएगा और प्रकृति का एक भी तत्व यदि समाप्त हुआ जैसे धरती, अग्नि, जल, वायु या आकाश तो इंसान भी जीवित नहीं रह पायेगा | अतः विदेशी अन्धानुकरण छोड़ कर जितनी जल्दी हम छदम विकास से पीछा छुड़ा ले उतना ही मानव जाती के लिए उचित होगा |

अंत में मै कोई रिफरेन्स, सोर्स, साइटेशन नहीं डालूँगा क्योंकि मै बुद्धिजीवी नहीं हूँ | कुछ लोग इस बात पर सवाल उठा सकते हैं के आप इन्टरनेट क्यों प्रयोग कर रहे हो विदेशियों का ? या उनके जीमेल पर अकाउंट क्यों बनाया, आदि, जिससे वो यह दलील देने की कोशिश करेंगे के तुमने 100 में से ५ वस्तुएं विदेशी प्रयोग की तो इससे हमारी 100 जस्टीफ़ाइड हो गयीं | आप इस तरह के मूर्खतापूर्ण सांख्यिकी के पश्चिमी कुतर्क करने के लिए स्वतंत्र हैं , पर उनका मेरी सोच पर असर नहीं होगा | मुझे लोगों को जगाने का यह उचित माध्यम लगा सो मैंने प्रयोग किया | बाकी “जाकी रही भावना जैसी | प्रभु मूरत देखी तिन तैसी ||” |




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Monday, February 20, 2017

Secularism is a National Security Threat to India





Every year in the rainy season, frogs come out and try to say something noisily. Similarly, during elections, some seasonal frogs emerge into India’s mainstream and proclaim loudly: “Muslim vote is secular; Hindu vote is communal;” “Long live India; Long live the Constitution.” Nowadays, the Jamaat-e-Islami Hind, All India Muslim Personal Law Board and the Jamiat Ulama-e-Hind are the leading advocates of the Constitution, not the politicians and police officers of India. Over the past year, All India Muslim Personal Law Board has been organising a series of conferences under the theme: “Save the Constitution, Save the Religion.” For them, if Islam is in danger, the constitution must be in danger too. The constitution and Islam are not separate for them.

The Urdu newspaper Roznama Inquilab, in its edition of February 10, carried a frontpage headline, which declared that the first phase of the assembly elections in Uttar Pradesh are “Musalmanon ka Imtehan”— a test for Muslims. Let’s imagine the following: what if the Hindi newspapers declared the UP elections as “Hinduon ka Imtehan?” The government will most likely ban such Hindi newspapers. Most probably, you will declare these Hindi newspapers as communal. But when Urdu newspapers do this, you think of it as secular. Your mind is caught by the sinews of a vichardhara, an ideology. This vichardhara is known in India as secularism.

Secularism has emerged as a national security threat to India. Every politician, every police officer, every journalist and every dharm guru knows that secularism is damaging the soul of India. Everyone pretends that everything is right. Cops find secularism as a textbook tool to run the beyawastha, the law and order founded on secularism. Kamlesh Tiwari said something about the prophet of Islam, he was arrested by police officers rightly. But the same police officers don’t have guts to even touch the Islamic clerics of Bijnor, who in 2015 announced a reward of 51 lakh rupees to behead Tiwari either in jail or outside. Secularism has emerged as India’s national sports; everyone participates, everyone pretends, everyone claps, everyone shuts their eyes to reality.

This reality is powerful. It controls minds. In an article in the Urdu Times newspaper of February 7, Urdu writer Muhammad Jaseemuddin Nizami interpreted the practice of secularism in India by an interesting analogy. A thief entered a temple, maintaining full respect and adopting pious manners; but his sole objective was to steal the statues of Hindu gods. Soon, he heard footsteps approaching him and turned back to see a man entering the temple without removing his shoes. The thief was incensed at this sin. He warned, “If I were not busy, I would be punishing you for committing this impiety in the temple!” The thief is secular. This is the truth of Indian society: the secular vichardhara is held aloft by thieves.

Nowadays, secularism views Dalit-Muslim unity as essential to its survival. In Mumbai, at a January 21 conference, Islamic cleric Maulana Khalilur Rahman Nomani joined hands with Dalit leader Waman Meshram, warning against any law to introduce Uniform Civil Code. In 1986, secularism also rose against the Supreme Court in the Shah Bano case. The Urdu daily Roznama Sahafat of February 6 quotes Justice (retired) Suhail Siddiqui, the former Union minister of state in his capacity as the Chairman of the National Commission for Minority Educational Institutions, as saying: “The need of the hour is that Muslims search for a solution to their problems by joining hands with Dalits.” Siddiqui brags that he “silently delivered minority status to hundreds of minority institutions and never in this regard issued a statement to newspapers.”

In a rare article of its kind in Roznama Sahafat of February 6, Sufi cleric Syed Alamgeer Ashraf makes some acerbic observations: “The essence of Indian people and the country’s democracy is that elections not be contested based on religion, colour and race. Despite this, a few days before the voting, Islam will be in danger. And Hindus too will be in difficulty. Only the elections will defend the Islam of Muslims and also protect the Hindus against all dangers.” Commenting on the secularism of Dalit-Muslim unity, he says: “It is necessary that such an alliance be for the victory of truth, justice, progress and humanity, not to defeat a specific person or a party.”

There are two meanings of secularism. First, as a movement of ideas it removes the excessive influence of religion from society. In this meaning, secularism undermines religious orthodoxies, frees individuals from the clutches of religion and empowers people to live their life in rational ways. Second, there is a constitutional meaning of secularism, which requires the Indian state to maintain distance from religion in policymaking. You cannot disagree with these two meanings of secularism. However, at issue is the third meaning of secularism. In its behavioural meaning, secularism influences us in how we understand day-to-day developments in our societies and impacts on the minds of policymakers, government leaders, journalists and others.

In its behavioural meaning, secularism has emerged as a national security threat. I have a message for the generation of my grandchildren. In your times, secularism will force Hindus to leave parts of Kerala, West Bengal, Bihar and Uttar Pradesh – much like Hindus were forced to exit Kashmir in my lifetime. As I write, secularism has risen in West Bengal like it rose in 1986 against the Supreme Court of India. Secularism successfully overruled the members of the parliament in the Shah Bano case. As I write, reports are coming out from Malda and other parts of West Bengal that police officers are being treated as thugs and criminals by those who proclaim to be secular.

The government has no solution to secularism. Like termites, the germ of secularism eats at the roots of the Indian republic, feeding itself vigorously at the times of elections.
Sabhar from India facts.
Former BBC journalist Tufail Ahmad is the executive director of the Open Source Institute, New Delhi. Ahmad is the author of “Jihadist Threat to India – The Case for Islamic Reformation by an Indian Muslim.” He tweets @tufailelif

Friday, February 17, 2017

Deathly blow to Indian universities - Mugal Era and Latter

 

Imagine a group of horsemen riding into the campus of a world-famous university, mowing down students and professors until their bodies lie scattered everywhere. Imagine the same scene repeated at other universities, one after the other. And imagine all this in a time when there were no computers, no digital storage devices and no clouds to save the knowledge accumulated over generations. Mindless violence unleashed on the foremost universities of the time – Nalanda, Vikramshila and Odantapuri by Mohammad Bakhtyar Khilji and his men sent shock waves through Indic lands in the 13th century. The sacredness associated with institutions and persons of learning was violated in a manner never seen in India before.
The attack was chronicled by Minhaj-i-Siraj, principal historian of the Delhi Sultans in Tabaqat-i-Nasiri, who described the slaughter of thousands of “Brahmins” with shaven heads.
“There were a great number of books there; and, when all these books came under the observation of the Musalmans, they summoned a number of Hindus that they might give them information respecting the import of those books; but the whole of the Hindus had been killed.” (A.S.Altekar, 1944)
It is ironic that Bakhtyar Khilji hailed from a tribe in what is known as Afghanistan today, which practised Buddhism for centuries before being overrun by Ghaznavids and converting to Islam. In subsequent years, as Muslim rule spread and consolidated in different parts of India, many more universities were destroyed, such as Jagaddala, Somapura, Valabhi, Kashmir and others.  As the news spread, scholars abandoned their colleges even before the Muslim invaders appeared. In Banaras, one of India’s ancient centres of education, when several hundreds of temples were destroyed by Qutubuddin Aibak in the 12th century, many learned Brahmins who taught there fled to southern India along with their families (A.S.Altekar, 1944). Some of the scholars who escaped from Vikramshila and other universities, such as Sakya Sribhadra and Vibhutichandra made their way to Tibet, another hub of higher learning (Mookerjee, 1960). Records maintained by Buddhist monks at Tibet give accounts of the destruction of Indian universities. Translations of Sanskrit texts preserved in Tibet help to give some idea of the books that were found in the libraries of the great Indian universities (Sharma R. N., 2012).
Picture captioned “The end of Buddhist Monks, A.D. 1193” in Hutchinson’s Story of the Nations (Pg 169) shows Bakhtyar Khilji trying to make sense of the manuscripts that fell into his hands, Wikimedia Commons.
Picture captioned “The end of Buddhist Monks, A.D. 1193” in Hutchinson’s Story of the Nations (Pg 169) shows Bakhtyar Khilji trying to make sense of the manuscripts that fell into his hands, Wikimedia Commons.
Had the rulers of India learned lessons from the earlier destruction of libraries in Alexandria, Cordoba, Persia and Ghazni (many of which contained texts that originated in India itself), and put their differences aside, perhaps India would boast of the world’s longest running universities today. More importantly, India would have retained its link with ancient works in Sanskrit, especially the ones on science and medicine. The destruction of key centres of higher education in India, including temples and the persecution of Hindus, Buddhists and other followers of Dharmic faiths during the centuries of Muslim domination affected the progress of Sanskrit scholarship considerably. The writing of new smritis and their revisions suffered a setback.
Historian A.L Srivastava has described the “325 years of Turko-Afghan rule” as a period of great suffering for Hindus, which were clearly not conducive to education, especially female education.
Not only were they deprived of their position as rulers, ministers, governors and commanders of troops, but were also treated contemptuously. The Turkish Sultans and their principal followers sought their brides from well-to-do Hindu families and compelled the proud chiefs to part with their daughters. In accordance with the Muslim law, the Hindu girls were first deprived of their religion, converted to Islam, and then married. (A.L.Srivastava, 1964)
The accounts of Brahmins fleeing to different parts of India to escape Muslim persecution are too many to be missed. Despite attempts by scholars to regroup in distant locations, and even to rebuild some of the destroyed universities, the old glory of Indic educational institutions could not be restored. The absence of science education that was noted by British chroniclers in a later era can be linked to the Muslim invasions of India. Sanskrit works of scientists and mathematicians of earlier periods began to be forgotten in their land of origin, even as their Arabic and Latin translations as well as plagiarised versions became the basis of science, mathematics and technology in Europe (See Part 2 of this article series).

Emphasis on Islamic Education

Madrasa built by Mahmud Gawan in Bidar, Karnataka. Photo: Syed Suhaib Mustafa, Wikimedia Commons
Madrasa built by Mahmud Gawan in Bidar, Karnataka. Photo: Syed Suhaib Mustafa, Wikimedia Commons
As the various Muslim dynasties got entrenched within India, education with the aim of imparting Islamic teachings became the norm. Muktabs and madrasas attached to mosques began to impart training in Islamic traditions. Says M.A. Khan in “Islamic Jihad: A Legacy of Forced Conversion, Imperialism and Slavery”:
Muslim rulers in India built only Islamic schools, namely muktabs and madrasas, often linked to mosques, solely for training Muslim students in their religion and other crafts for administrative and military duty, useful for the Muslim state. Learning Arabic and Persian language and memorizing the Quran, prophetic tradition and Islamic laws were the major subjects of study. Limited training was also given in agriculture, accountancy, astrology, astronomy, history, geography and mathematics, needed for running the state.
Muslim education was patronised by rulers from the Mamluk, Tughlaq and Lodhi dynasty as well as the Mughals and Bahmani Sultans. Delhi became one of the most important centres of Islamic learning (A.L.Srivastava, 1964). Other towns such as Jalandhar, Agra, Firozabad and provincial capitals also began to teach literature, philosophy and various humanities. The Islamic schools that used Persian as a medium of instruction were out of bounds for Hindu students. The lack of state support for education for Hindus led to a drastic decline in their higher education even though primary schools in villages continued to function wherever unjust taxation had not crippled finances completely. Many Hindus converted to Islam and learned Persian as a way of gaining respectable positions and to avoid the Jaziya tax imposed on non-Muslims. This was also a time when caste stratification became more rigid amongst Hindus in order to retain identities and preserve traditions.

Keeping Sanskrit and regional languages alive

Rich businessmen, Hindu Rajas and local communities kept the flame of learning alight for Hindus (Dwivedi, 1994). During the reign of Mughal emperor Akbar (16th century), Sanskrit received some amount of royal patronage since the ruler was interested in harmonising relationships between his Muslim and Hindu subjects. The first Sanskrit-Persian dictionary was compiled during Akbar’s reign (Mehta, 1984). Many works were produced in Sanskrit, Hindi-Urdu and regional languages such as Bengali and Marathi. It was the age of Tulsidas and Rahim. Akbar was keen for students to not solely restrict themselves to theology and classical literature. In Ain-i-Akbari, which chronicles the reign of Akbar, it is stated:
Everybody ought to read books on morals, arithmetic, the notation peculiar to arithmetic, agriculture, mensuration, geometry, astronomy, physiognomy (the art of discerning character from the features of the face), household matters, the rules of government, medicine, logic, Tabiyi (natural science), Riyazi (higher mathematics) and Ilahi (metaphysics and theology), and history; all of which may be gradually acquired.
In studying Sanskrit, students ought to learn the Vyakarana, Nyaya, Vedanta and Patanjali. No one should be allowed to neglect these things which the present time requires” (Dwivedi, 1994).
Akbar also encouraged the opening up of Madrasas for Hindu children so that Hindus and Muslims could study side by side. He introduced the study of Sanskrit in many madrasas. His imperial library in Agra housed as many as 24,000 manuscripts. The books had attractive bindings and were beautifully illustrated. The king loved to listen to readings of books on a variety of subjects. Jain monks produced a number of Sanskrit works during Akbar’s reign. (Mehta, 1984)
To some extent, the encouragement of literature in Sanskrit and regional languages continued under the reign of Jahangir and Shah Jahan. Sanskrit poets such as Panditaraja Jagannatha and Kavindra Acharya Saraswati were patronized by Shah Jahan (Sarma, 1994). A new language emerged from the amalgamation of Persian, Arabic and Hindustani, which was similar to today’s Urdu and Hindi.
Dara Shikoh in the company of holy men. This painting is ascribed to Dal Chand. Courtesy Wikimedia Commons.
Dara Shikoh in the company of holy men. This painting is ascribed to Dal Chand. Courtesy Wikimedia Commons.
However, Aurangzeb reversed the inclusiveness that Akbar had ushered in during his reign. An Islamic fanatic, he persecuted Hindus and built new maktabs and madrasas on the ruins of demolished temples. (Riaz, 2008) On hearing that Brahmins at Thatta, Multan, Sindh and specially Varanasi were attracting Muslims to their discourses, he ordered all their temples and schools to be demolished (Mukhia, 2004). He killed his elder brother Dara Shikoh, the rightful heir to the throne, who was a Sanskrit scholar himself. With the help of pandits, Dara had translated Ramayana, Gita, Upanishads and Yogavasisthas to Persian; all of which constituted blasphemous acts in the eyes of his brother.
Dara’s Persian translation of Upanishads was translated to Latin in the beginning of the 19th century and created a renewed interest in the Upanishads among learned Europeans (Figueira, 1955). Had Dara become the emperor instead of Aurangzeb, India’s destiny could have been vastly different.

Neglect of sciences in the Mughal reign

The Mughals did not build on the leading-edge concepts presented by Hindu scholars of an earlier era to become the world leader in science and mathematics. While madrasas proliferated and students became adept in the finer details of the Quran and Hadiths in Muslim India, the western world was making advances in science and technology. Of course, these advances were considerably assisted by the Toledo school translations of Arabic works that were derived from India. (See Part 2 of this article). The Mughal kings missed the opportunity to ride the wave of technological discoveries in the west despite ruling over the richest land in the world. When Portuguese missionaries presented printed papers to Akbar, he was least interested in the potential of the printing press to transform education. His son Jahangir was similarly indifferent to a mechanical clock presented to him by the royal French delegation. (Riaz, 2008)
“The Mughal Empire has not produced a single worthwhile text on crafts or agriculture, how many volumes of poetry or histories it might have to its credit,” writes Irfan Habib (Habib, 2008). Apart from printing press and clocks, Mughal rulers were aware of nautical instruments, telescopes, pumps, various mechanical gadgets and wheelbarrows. Yet, these did not excite any desire for indigenous adaptation (Qaisar, 1982). The marvels of Mughal architecture were achieved without the aid of wheelbarrows (Kumar & Desai, 1982).

Arrival of the colonialists

Meanwhile, the Europeans who had been coming to India via the sea route from the 15th century onwards were battling amongst themselves for cornering the trade with India. The British East India Company emerged victorious after pushing the Portuguese, French and Dutch to the periphery and began spreading its tentacles within India. At first, the British did not bother themselves with education of the “natives” and focused on playing politics with different rulers and enriching themselves. Over time, they realised that “their dominion in India could not last long unless education – especially western – was diffused among the inhabitants of the land” (Basu, 1922).
A Mohammedan and a Sanskrit college were set up in Kolkata and Banaras respectively in the late 18th century “to provide a regular supply of qualified Hindu and Mohammedan law officers for the judicial administration” (Trevelyan, 1838). The British did not have any noble motives of education of the masses when they set up institutes of learning. These were the same people who imposed serious punishment on black slaves in America and passed laws to the effect that “assemblage of negroes for the purpose of instruction in reading or writing shall be an unlawful assembly” (Basu, 1922).

Anglicists versus Orientalists and their disdain for Indian knowledge

Many of us are familiar with Macaulay’s memorandum or “minute” on Indian Education, which was circulated by him prior to the passing of the English Education Act of 1835. That act gave effect to Governor-General William Bentinck’s decision of reallocating of funds towards a western curriculum with English as the language of instruction.
Thomas Babington Macaulay’s minute is a classic that needs to be read by every “educated” Indian:
“We must at present do our best to form a class who may be interpreters between us and the millions whom we govern – a class of persons Indian in blood and colour, but English in tastes, in opinions, in morals and in intellect. To that class we may leave it to refine the vernacular dialects of the country, to enrich those dialects with terms of science borrowed from the Western nomenclature, and to render them by degrees fit vehicles for conveying knowledge to the great mass of the population.”
Macaulay’s minute and the English Education Act came after a 15-year debate between the older faction of Orientalists and the later Anglicists. The Orientalists argued that government funds should be used to support colleges for the teaching of Arabic and Sanskrit, to pay stipends to the students at these colleges, and to translate works into Arabic and Sanskrit. The Anglicists on the other hand, advocated that these government funds should be spent on teaching English, with no stipends or translations at all. (Clive, 1971)
Most Orientalists and Anglicists had one thing in common – their belief in the “innate inferiority of the Indian culture” and the need to educate the elites (Clive, 1971). They only differed on how best to “improve” the minds of Indians, how to “correct” their beliefs and make them more useful as subjects of the British Empire.
Orientalists such as John Tytler believed in gradual reform via teaching in Arabic and Sanskrit so that the British could understand Indian culture and then prove it wrong. This method would lead to Indians themselves “correcting their countrymen”. (Clive, 1971)
Charles Trevelyan, brother-in-law of Macaulay and an avowed Anglicist, said before the Select Committee of the House of Lords on the Government of Indian Territories that both “Hindoos and Mahomedans” regarded the British as “usurping foreigners” who had “taken the country from them” and excluded them from “the avenues to wealth and distinction”. He argued that European learning “would give an entirely new turn to the native mind”. The natives would cease to “strive after independence in the native model” and would not regard the British as “enemies and usurpers”, but as “friends and patrons, and powerful beneficent persons”. (Basu, 1922)
Trevelyan’s arguments against Sanskrit and Arabic as a means of instruction sound Kautilyan in strategy. Arabic literature would keep reminding Muslims that the British were “infidel usurpers” while Sanskrit texts would inform Hindus that their foreign rulers were “unclean beasts”. He pointed out that already in the army, there was a clear distinction between the English officers and the native sepoys. Not “one native out of 500” educated in Arabic in a seminary would be interested in enlisting in the army. Therefore, it was important to educate “sepoys” in English at the elementary level (Trevelyan, 1838). For the elites, English literature would do the trick. Familiarly acquainted with literature, the Indian youth would speak of great Englishmen with the “same enthusiasm” as the British themselves. They would reject the teachings of Brahmin priests. “The natives will not rise against us because we shall stoop to raise them,” he explained.  Also, he noted that those educated in English would “cling” to the British rule because they would have everything to fear from a native government, which could mark them out for persecution. This last surmise of Trevelyan’s was clearly wrong, as the subsequent freedom movement of India proved.
Many Anglicists emphasised on the convenience attached to having English-speaking natives. Given that a large number of British officers were constantly being deputed in India, it was troublesome for them to understand the various languages and dialects of the natives. Also, it was a costly and time-consuming affair to translate various English books into native languages. In other words, the interests of the people of the land became subservient to convenience.
In addition to the Anglicists, there were the Vernacularists, who rejected Sanskrit and Persian in favour of regional languages. They championed the teaching of European knowledge in “vernacular” languages. The term “vernacular” itself has a derogatory meaning in the sense of being a language that is less cultured or refined.

Christian evangelism as a driver of education

It must be noted that spreading Christianity was a desirable goal for most Anglicists, Orientalists as well as Vernacularists. Dr Alexander Duff, an Anglicist, who opened a popular school in Calcutta was against “heathen” institutions. Macaulay himself wrote in a letter to his father, “No Hindoo who has received an English education ever remains sincerely attached to his religion.” He expressed his “firm belief” that if his plans of education were followed up, “there will not be a single idolator amongst the respectable classes in Bengal thirty years hence.” (Basu, 1922)
JC Marshman who made a sincere plea for retaining “Bengalee” as a medium of instruction gave the example of Serampore missionaries whose “labours” in “civilization and evangelization of the province of Bengal” had led to the establishing of 40 printing presses in a few decades and selling of 30,000 books in just one year. (Basu, 1922)
Many Christian missionaries learned regional languages such as Tamil and Kannada, published dictionaries in them and translated the Bible for evangelization activities. They appropriated several aspects of Hinduism into Christianity in order to make it more palatable to the locals and wean them away from traditional Sanatana Dharma.
English language struck roots in the land as the English Education Act began to take effect and the missionary schools that mushroomed across the country made English the “first language”.

Many Indians were Anglicists

An important argument made by Anglicists in favour of standardising English-medium education was that the Indian natives themselves were eager to learn English. “A taste for English has been widely disseminated,” said Trevelyan. He happily noted that a “loud call” arose from the natives themselves to be instructed in English. Schools teaching in English were extremely popular and English books were selling far more rapidly than books in Sanskrit and Arabic (Trevelyan, 1838). This is not surprising, since a good knowledge of English opened opportunities for government jobs all over the country. Besides, the vacuum in science and disconnect with Sanskrit works on science and mathematics caused by the Muslim rule made many Indians feel backward in comparison to the Europeans.
Raja Rammohan Roy's statue in Bristol
Raja Rammohan Roy’s statue in Bristol
Raja Rammohan Roy is one of the most notable Indian Anglicists, who petitioned for the teaching of the “arts and sciences of modern Europe” and argued against establishing a new Sanskrit college in Calcutta in his letter to Lord Amherst. “The Sanskrit language, so difficult that almost a lifetime is necessary for its acquisition, is well known to have been for ages a lamentable check on the diffusion of knowledge; and the learning concealed under this almost impervious veil is far from sufficient to reward the labour of acquiring it,” he wrote. A new Sanskrit college, which taught the same things that were taught “two thousand years ago” would not help since ‘no improvement can be expected from inducing young men to consume a dozen of years of the most valuable period of their lives in acquiring the niceties of Byakaran or Sanskrit grammar,” he felt. Roy believed that giving allowances to the teachers engaged in teaching Sanskrit in different parts of India would be enough to keep the language alive and no new Sanskrit colleges were necessary. He was instrumental in the establishment of the Hindoo College in 1817 for imparting secular and scientific education, which later came to be known as the famous Presidency College of Kolkata. The alumni of the institute include outstanding personalities such as Bankim Chandra Chatterjee, Satyendranath Bose and Meghnad Saha.

Dharampal’s revelations of astounding data on India’s popular schooling system

When India was embroiled in the education debate, England was itself languishing in illiteracy. A minuscule fraction of the children in England went to school, and the only book most literate people had read was the Bible. In the 1960s, Dharampal, a Gandhian thinker came across archival material of extreme significance in London. He discovered documents related to a series of surveys commissioned by the British government in the 19th century to assess the level of indigenous education in India. This set him on the path of pioneering research, which brought up startling data. He discovered Thomas Munro’s statement that almost every village in India had a pathshala (school). There were 100,000 village schools reported in Bengal and Bihar alone in the 1830s. Reading, writing, arithmetic, epics and more were being taught. William Adams, one of the surveyors has written that he could not recollect studying in his village school in Scotland anything that had more “direct bearing” upon daily life than what was taught in the “humbler village schools of Bengal”. (Dharampal, 2000)
From different parts of India came reports of dedicated teachers, superior methods of teaching and high school attendance. But what simply challenged every stereotype was that in a large number of schools, “Soodras” were in majority while the Brahmins and “Vysees” were in minority. In Tamil-speaking areas, the Shudras ranged from 70% in Salem and Tinnevelly to over 84% in South Arcot. In Malayalam-speaking Malabar, Brahmin students constituted only 20% of schools, while Shudras were 54% and Muslims were 27%. The same trend was reported in Kannada-speaking Bellary and Oriya-speaking Ganjam. Only in the Telegu-speaking districts, the dwija castes formed the majority of students. Some collectors who furnished data spoke about poor Brahmins who taught children with no expectation of compensation. Girls were mostly home-schooled. However, in the Malabar district as well as “Jeypoor Zamindari of Vizagapatam district”, the percentage of girls was close to 30%, a very high number.  (Dharampal, 2000)
It must be remembered that schooling was not the only way of transmitting basic education. Artisans, craftsmen and agriculturalists taught their skills to apprentices via a separate system of education.
A.D.Campbell, the collector for Bellary applauded the “economical” teaching methods in Indian schools and the system of “more advanced scholars” teaching the “less advanced” thereby confirming their own knowledge. He mentioned that this method “well deserved the imitation it had received in England”. He was referring to the “Madras Method” of teaching, which was introduced by Reverend Andrew Bell in England. Dr Bell had been impressed by little children in Madras writing with their fingers on sand, which “after the fashion of such schools had been strewn before them for that purpose”. He saw a system of children learning from peers. After Dr Bell published his paper on Madras Method, he was in great demand to introduce this in British schools. By 1821, 300,000 children were reportedly being educated under Dr Bell’s principles and his ideas were adopted in Europe, West Indies and even Bogota, Colombia. (Tooley, 2009)

The Beautiful Ecosystem is uprooted

As the British rule progressed in India, villages got increasingly impoverished. For example, when the British with the Nawab of Arcot attacked Thanjavur in 1771 and imposed taxes as high as 59% of gross produce, they created mass poverty overnight! The entire British administrative apparatus was geared towards fleecing the citizens and even the designations of officers such as “District Collectors” indicated that the only aim of the government was to collect taxes. One collector of Bellary was so moved by the plight of the people that he wrote a letter to the authorities that the degeneration of education was attributable to the “transfer of capital of the country from the native government…to the Europeans, restricting it by law from employing it even temporarily in India and daily draining it from the land.” Further, he wrote, “The means of the manufacturing classes have been greatly diminished by the introduction of our own European manufactures.”(Dharampal, 2000)
The British educational policies also sounded the death knell for regional languages as the rush for English-medium education intensified. With every subject being taught in English and mother-tongues being relegated to “second language” the quality of literature in regional languages began sinking. Illiteracy and low self-confidence began to be associated with absence of English proficiency. M.K.Gandhi said in 1931 that the British had left India more illiterate than it was a hundred years ago. Today, India has the largest number of illiterate in the world.
Disturbingly, India’s self-gaze is still through alien eyes. The past heritage lies buried in regional and Sanskrit literature, awaiting illumination. When India became independent from the British in 1947, there was a fresh opportunity to write a new chapter of decolonization.
India is still waiting.
The author would like to acknowledge the critical inputs of the members of Indian History Awareness and Research (IHAR). She would also like to express gratitude to Rare Book Society of India and Nikhil Dureja for generously sharing books that provided key references for writing this article.
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Sahana Singh is a writer/editor who specializes in environmental issues, current affairs and Indian history. She is a member of Indian History Awareness and Research (IHAR), a think tank headquartered in Houston.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Dholkal Ganesh and the Sad Tale Of Apathy

Dholkal Ganesh and the Sad Tale Of Apathy
The destruction of the Dholkal Ganesh is just the latest episode in this sad tale of Hindu apathy.

Fifty-six stone fragments lying forlornly on a blue tarpaulin. You can see the vermilion mark still on the part that used to be the face, as the trunk turns gracefully. A fragment that formed the large stomach still has the remnants of the snake coiled around it. The stone fragments are all that remains of a one thousand year old Shri Ganesh Moorthi of Dholkal, a remote place in the jungles of Bastar in Chattisgarh. So, what happened to the Ganesh, you might ask.

Well, it is a tale that has been repeated many times in the history of India.

The Dholkal Ganesh is the latest victim of the systematic vandalism and destruction of Hindu icons and objects of worship. For centuries, the Islamic invaders achieved this with great precision, and now we, the people of India, are doing the job ourselves! The perks of being independent, you see!
The Dholkal Ganesh was carved during the 9th and 10th century, during the reign of the Nagvanshi Kings of Bastar.  It was a six feet tall monolith weighing more than 500 kilos. Carved out of solid block of granite, the Moorthi stood on its majestic circular perch in the thick, impenetrable jungles of Bastar in Dantewada district of Chhattisgarh state. Revered by the local tribals, the Moorthi was first rediscovered by the British geologist Crookshanks, while surveying the area before opening the Bailadila mines, way back in 1943.

However, after independence, the Ganesh Moorthi again vanished from public memory, till a local journalist rediscovered it in 2012 while on a trek. The discovery created a sensation. So exquisite was the Moorthi, and so enchanting was the setting that it soon became a favoured destination for pilgrims, history lovers as well as adventure seekers. Chhattisgarh tourism started featuring the Moorthi prominently in its travel programs.

Dholkal Ganesh Moorthi became an icon for the state. An increase in tourism meant employment opportunities for the local people, revenue for the state and prosperity. Many tribes in the surrounding areas found gainful employment as guides and tour operators. The forest was suddenly full of a steady stream of people, trudging up the path to pay their respects to the 1000 year old Ganesh Moorthi.

So far, it looks like a beautiful win-win story for all, right? Well, all except the Maoist terrorists who control the Dantewada sector in which lie the jungles of Bastar.

The Maoists live off fear and poverty. The whole Maoist business model works only on the premise of the local tribals remaining poor, ignorant and isolated from the rest of the society.  Film director Vivek Agnihotri has portrayed the Maoist model very accurately in his pathbreaking film, Buddha in a Traffic Jam.

Maoists fear economic activity and progress. The Dholkal Ganesh had ensured progress and prosperity in the region. Suddenly, the forests of Bastar were no longer remote and isolated. The people were no longer desperately poor and without any hope. They had prospects of a gainful and productive employment. The Maoists obviously felt threatened by it. Maoists also hate Hindu faith and culture with a vengeance. So they did what they are really good at, destroy the Moorthi using force.

The mighty Dholkal Ganesh was pushed off its high perch from a height of 13,000 feet. Naturally, it broke into smithereens. The Moorthi that had survived Islamic destruction and British colonialism could not survive independent India! Santosh Misra, an officer with the Culture & Tourism department of the state of Chattisgarh, tweeted ‘Police suspects it 2 be a handiwork of naxals. Busloads of people had started coming to this area.’

The red terrorists that control huge tracts of forests in Dantewada have always tried to thwart any meaningful economic activity in the region. It is natural that they would feel threatened with the increased movement in the jungles. Moreover, the recent demonetisation drive has meant that their own illicit source of funds has stopped. According to newspaper reports, over 500 Maoists from the region have surrendered post demonetisation. The destruction of the Dholkal Ganesh is an audacious move that reflects the frustration in the ranks.

Today, the Dholkal Ganesh lies shattered in pieces. Maybe it will be pieced together again, maybe it will once again be installed atop its high perch. Till the Maoists strike again!
The destruction of the Dholkal Ganesh is no small matter. It is the loss of a 1000 year old priceless work of art. In any other country, there would have been a huge uproar, media would have discussed this vandalism at least for a month. But in India, the story did not even make it to the front page of any mainstream publication.

The very people who frothed at the mouth for weeks when a single stone was thrown at a church ignored the destruction of the Dholkal Ganesh. There were no studio discussions, no indignant tweets, and no threats of returning awards. So what if a Hindu religious symbol is destroyed, who cares? Not even the Hindus themselves!

Last week, I was in Hampi, the ravaged city that once was the capital of the mighty Vijayanagar Empire. Today, its mighty temples and palaces lie in ruins. The city could never recover from the destruction and plunder that it endured for six months at the hands of the Islamic invaders.
I was sitting outside the massive Krishna temple, when an Indian family walked in casually. They cursorily glanced around the broken Gopura, the vandalised figurines on the pillars, the empty Garbhagriha smelling of bats because the Moorthi was destroyed by the invaders. They displayed no emotion, no curiosity, not even a feeling of sadness at the destruction of such beauty. A child from the family dropped the wrapper from the candy he was eating on the temple precincts before they walked away.

‘We shouldn’t only blame the Islamic invaders’, observed my friend, the writer Aravindan Neelakandan, ’they only destroyed this temple once, it is we Indians, who continue to defile our heritage every single day!’

The destruction of the Dholkal Ganesh is just the latest episode in this sad tale of Hindu apathy!
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Shefali Vaidya is a freelance writer and newspaper columnist based in Pune. She is trying to perfect the fine art of sarcasm.